Laugh untill my balls drop off

This is one hell of a funny product that managed to give me a stretch of laughter so long, my balls dropped off.






























Maybe its just me, but since when was this made available to the public especially in Malaysia. The look of it makes me hungry. Adakah kasut kamu halal? AHAHAHAHAHAHA.... HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA..... The salesman is probably going to tell you " Eh, maaf zahir batin lah bang, we tak boleh handle the kasut. Tak boleh, haram, not halal, memang tak suci lah.

Viva La Vida!

I happened to be looking over the pictures in my computer and came across a couple of really fine pictures. Ok Ok, it's like this. See these two pictures of the bald men below? If you add up their expression, pose, style and passion,



















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Hahaha....except for the fact that I got more hair! Viva La Revolution!

BOLEH!

PANG SAI! Internet service has been down for 2 weeks. I feel as if my veins have been robbed of haemoglobins... NOW THAT I HAVE CONNECTION... I WANT TO DOWNLOAD EVERY SINGLE SHIT EVER EXISTED ON THE INTERNET.

Oh yea, I saw this poster over the net




















On this note, I thought, since when on earth can you make a movie based on the name of a nation. I mean if the show was named "Outback", nobody would have any doubts about it but "Australia"?

Ok ok, maybe it was a sign of patriotism or maybe they ran out of movie ideas to start with. If so, why not our local movie producers and directors name a local show "Malaysia". WOAH LAO EH KAN NI NA!

If so, I have a couple of suggestions. Why not:


















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OR

some Tongkat Ali Kopi that's buatan Malaysia which I am prohibited to upload due to internet regulations. Yeah, bahan-bahan lucah all cannot. Haram, haram!

Despite all that, I still love my country.