Journey to the Center of the Earth (part 1)

Having severed ties from the cyber world for almost a month, things are getting pretty stale. To rewind my fortnight, memories of the land of chocolate, cheese and watches should start it of. Now imagine with me.

Many Many days ago ah,

I take the aeroplane go to the guai lou place hor. The one with the mountain many many one. I took the aeroplane hor from the kiasu land. The plane hor flew so damn long I could feel my ass flatening over time. Then hor, got 13 hours to spend in my miserable seat with leg space so crampy I had to keep farting to shoo my neighbour away for more. Luckily they had superb online entertainment.














Here comes the however part. This game is called "Oraelicon". As the screen suggests, it's loading. I waited with a eager heart so thirsty to quench my boredom. 5 minutes, then 15 minutes and still on the same loading screen. Half an hour later, I wanted to scold KAH NI NA BU oredi but was afraid to wake all the ang mors up.

Man, if it was to happen on board the MAS, people would definitely say Malaysia Boleh! Semua boleh rosak! SUE NI AMA! KNNB CCB.

The same loading page went on for another 6 hours. At which point, my faced turned very tulan.

Finally, a miracle!














But then this thing took so damn long too but I prayed with sincerity and patience. The screen turned black after the prayer and then...














At this point of time, I wanted to open the emergency exit and jump down the plane like what happened in airforce one. JUST LET ME DIE.