Who turned the lights off?

Radio DeeJays are probably dumping all sorts of irrelevant shit into your ears to the extent it forms enough ear wax to make 10 candles a year.

What might really catch your attention is Malaysia's first earth hour campaign designed to promote awareness with regards to energy conservation and global warming. In Her Royal Majesty's language, it means, SCREW YOU for turning your lights on on the 28th of March 2009 between 8.30pm-9.30pm for if you do so you have no chest hair and your privates will rot for 60 earth hours.















But please la, this campaign gauges how ready Malaysians are when it comes to environmental conservation. However unnecessary this notion might sound to you, why not just do it for the sake of saving our pathetic selves on the long run. Every light turned off is a symbol of dedication. Every light turned off promotes a go-green mindset. Every light turned off means lesser money for the National Utilities Board and thus every light turned off results in lesser corruption in the government. So, basically, you are doing all of these for the benefit of yourself.

Hail, Malaysia the beautiful! (apologies for making it political again)