PEK CHEK AH!

To whom it may concern,

Uni, vfs, Kolej College and other bledy visa application board giving you too many problems?

Ok. The Chao Chee Bhye Chao Ang Mor giving us so many Chao problems and the ChaoChee Bhye Kindergarten seems to be so Chao Kang when we ask them simple questions hor? Although the Chao teacher-in-charge talk to you so nicely but the Chao problem is still not solved. You all Chao Chee Bhye students need some Chao Chiao Sai guidance right?

I got this from doing research on Chao Chee Bhye websites like the "KANASAI CHAO CHEE BHYE KUBAI LANJIAO" Border Office website, etc:

Should you want to apply to that Chao Ang Mor country to do your Chiak Sai paper in the Chao Ang Mor university, you all cocksters would need to:

Get 40 miserable points. I think I play Mario also easier than this Chee Bhye point system ah!

30 points if:

1)You have obtained a visa letter (unconditional acceptance)

2)Also bledy make sure that your school is registered with the UK Border Agency

30 points will be awarded to you if the above details are in order.

For the remaining 10 points. You will need:

1)An individual or join-account in your name indicating the availability of the following:

(a)Full fees for the first year, as stated in the bledy visa letter. If you have paid part of the fees, please show an original receipt as evidence.

(b)Maintenance fee of pounds sterling 5,400 per annum (outside London) or pounds sterling 7,200 per annum (in London)

(c)The stated amounts must be made available in cash. Fixed deposits are acceptable. Bonds, stocks or pension fund accounts are NOT.

Among these, don't forget to bring more needed shit. They are:

1)Current and previous passports.

2)A photocopy of the bio-data page of the current passport.

3)A recent passport-sized photograph with a white background.

4)Original education certificates used to apply to British institution.

5)One set of photocopy for all documents submitted.

6)Two sets of detailed itemised list for all documents submitted.

Alternatively, you can download the checklist at www.vfs.-uk-my.com/documents.aspx

After you have completed your checklist of items, log on to www.visa4uk.fco.gov.uk to fill up the online application form. Once the form is completed and submitted, print a copy of the form. Should there be any need to reprint the form, it will be available in the system for up to three months after the date of submission.

Other forms that are needed are

1)The student survey fnorm

2)Student self-assessment form

Having said that, you will need to make an appoinment at www.vfs-uk-my.com to register your application and to have your biometric data taken. You will also need to pay the visa fees. The fee table can be found at www.vfs-uk-my.com/visafees.aspx.

Last but not least bring your application form, original documents and visa fees on the appointment day to:

The UK Visa Application Centre

Suite 19.06, 19th Floor,

Wisma MCA, Jalan Ampang

50450 Kuala Lumpur

Tel:03-2164 9323

You will be able to track your visa status at www.vfs-uk-my.com.

I hope this post would be helpful to anyone who needs it. All the best in your application and I wish you success in the new chapter of your life.