Lecturer Idol (part 2)

Harlow, my name Stelios Andreadakis.
I is chow ah beng and I engrish not pronounces goodly.
This is because I is pai kia. I also part-time gangsta cum rappa.
Lim pei boss name is Sonia Morano Faodi. She from Italia, asshole.
I froem Greece but I don't wear olive twigs on lim pei head and don't walk around bo cheng sah.
I got one piercing on my chin and four on each nipple, coupled with one 6 inch satay stick in my Lan Cheow.

You want to play tough, sure cannot beat me one.


















To be my friend,

1)You must come to your lecture or I will tell Hercules to throw you into the dead sea.
2)You must do your seminar or later I tell Zeus strike lightning in your Pi Gu Dong.
3)Cannot laff at my body odour or I tell my president to ban you from Olampics.





I WANT TO WIN LECHER IDOL BECAUSE:
When you know me long enuf,
you can come my house,
eat my food,
listen to my music,
use my sister,
and have happy times.
IT IS NICE!

The song that came up in my head.

So long, fare thee well
The dancer and the dancing days have taken leave and fell
So turn down this bed of stone
Quench me with the deadly nightshade from the rose that you belong

[Chorus]
The long December rain is falling now
Running down on streets to nowhere
Music is my life - you're my sweetest nightingale
But I can't hear it here no more
And I go...

Hush now, don't shake or break
Words have fallen silent like soldiers to the grave
No matter what they do or say
Lay me on the sleepy meadows by the tracks upon your face"

.......................................................................

The coke on my table, bitter
The voice of the lecturer, silent
The feeling I had, anxious
The wind that blew, chilly

Shivering with tears, I didn't have the chance to say "take care".



Goodbye.


With love,
Burton.

HAHAHAHA!

Now that I have Devious Rambutan's lighter,

she ain't really quaint to smoke som' weed yo'. So, peace and chill out...

Lecturer Idol

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

SI MI LAN JIAO BLOG? is organizing a brand new event called LECTURER IDOL.
Many lecturers have signed up to win this Million rupiah contest.

The rules are simple, lecturers have to write in why they deserve a million rupiahs by stating the phrase
"I WANT TO WIN LECTURER IDOL BECAUSE" .....

Rules of the game*,
1)Do not write theses or essays;
2)Keep it short and sweet;
3)No "grandmother", "grandfather" or "brother father sister mother son" stories;
4)No threatening members of the audience with their grades.




AND YOU AUDIENCE,
You are the judges. Vote for your favourite lecturer by writing in the comment column below each contestant.

YOUR FAVOURITE LECTURER ISN'T IN IT?
No problem, just give a shout out at the chat box to the right of the page!












*Conditions, warranty, terms, clauses, s.14 SOGA 1987, Sexy Time Orientation Act 2008, Funny Stories Act 1928, Kay Kiang Act 2005, Chao Ah Gua Act 1780, You Think You So Clever Act 1907,
Cannot say Chao Chee Bhye Regulations 1895, Boh Liao Act 2001 apply.






Good luck contestants and have fun voters!

Lecturer Idol (part 1)

Up on the list, you have Mr. Young.

15 facts you should know about Jeff Young.

It is true that:
1)Jeff isn't Young anymore
2)Jeff "Mighty" Young is not in anyway like Mighty Joe Young
3)Jeff Young can make onions cry.
4)Jeff Young can turn you into stone when you look into his eyes.
5)There is no question as to whether Jeff Young is fit for purpose.
6)You can never beat Jeff Young in Commercial and Contract Law.
7)Jeff Young can do push ups with Contract Law.
8)Jeff Young made contract and commercial law.
9)Jeff Young can do Ironman in one hour.
10)Wait a while, he is Ironman.
11)Jeff Young is a sexy man.
12)The song "I'm too sexy" by Right said Fred is written for him.
13)So sexy no one dares compare himself to him in a pageant.
14)A word from Jeff Young and the thunders roar.
15)Jeff Young's LAN JIAO is SI BEI TUA.




















The Fifteen Golden rules that could spare your ass a beating.

1)You shall not sleep in class.
2)You shall complete your tutorials.
3)Your tutorials must be satisfactory (s.14)
4)Part of Jeff Young is coffee. You shall not drink the same kind of coffee or risk
being stoned.
5)Jeff Young spills his coffee every time. When he does, pretend nothing happened.
6)You will love Jeff Young as you love yourself.
7)Despite this, you must not boot-lick. You risk getting crushed by overwhelming
power.
8)You shall not fantasize yourself with Jeff Young.
9)When you see Jeff Young, you must bow at least 95 degrees.
10)Do not turn your back to Jeff Young while you walk away.
11)You shall support the football team Jeff Young supports.
12)If Jeff Young takes the bus, YOU MUST NOT DRIVE.
13)Jeff Young knows what you did last Raya.
14)Never start an argument with him, you imbecile.
15)Never challenge Jeff Young in a law suit, the judges bow to him.





So, I WANT TO WIN LECTURER IDOL BECAUSE:

Robert Bradgate Sexbook = £32.99
Strapless bra to seduce Jeff Young = £15.99
Costs for coursework printing = £2
Getting an A for coursework = Priceless

There are some things money can't buy, for others there's














JEFF YOUNG!