Lecturer Idol (part 1)

Up on the list, you have Mr. Young.

15 facts you should know about Jeff Young.

It is true that:
1)Jeff isn't Young anymore
2)Jeff "Mighty" Young is not in anyway like Mighty Joe Young
3)Jeff Young can make onions cry.
4)Jeff Young can turn you into stone when you look into his eyes.
5)There is no question as to whether Jeff Young is fit for purpose.
6)You can never beat Jeff Young in Commercial and Contract Law.
7)Jeff Young can do push ups with Contract Law.
8)Jeff Young made contract and commercial law.
9)Jeff Young can do Ironman in one hour.
10)Wait a while, he is Ironman.
11)Jeff Young is a sexy man.
12)The song "I'm too sexy" by Right said Fred is written for him.
13)So sexy no one dares compare himself to him in a pageant.
14)A word from Jeff Young and the thunders roar.
15)Jeff Young's LAN JIAO is SI BEI TUA.




















The Fifteen Golden rules that could spare your ass a beating.

1)You shall not sleep in class.
2)You shall complete your tutorials.
3)Your tutorials must be satisfactory (s.14)
4)Part of Jeff Young is coffee. You shall not drink the same kind of coffee or risk
being stoned.
5)Jeff Young spills his coffee every time. When he does, pretend nothing happened.
6)You will love Jeff Young as you love yourself.
7)Despite this, you must not boot-lick. You risk getting crushed by overwhelming
power.
8)You shall not fantasize yourself with Jeff Young.
9)When you see Jeff Young, you must bow at least 95 degrees.
10)Do not turn your back to Jeff Young while you walk away.
11)You shall support the football team Jeff Young supports.
12)If Jeff Young takes the bus, YOU MUST NOT DRIVE.
13)Jeff Young knows what you did last Raya.
14)Never start an argument with him, you imbecile.
15)Never challenge Jeff Young in a law suit, the judges bow to him.





So, I WANT TO WIN LECTURER IDOL BECAUSE:

Robert Bradgate Sexbook = £32.99
Strapless bra to seduce Jeff Young = £15.99
Costs for coursework printing = £2
Getting an A for coursework = Priceless

There are some things money can't buy, for others there's














JEFF YOUNG!